The Parts of Butter Chicken Part 1.

Soooooooooooooooooo Rehearsals have officially started for The Best Of Show. The excitement is starting to build and we have a fantastic new Venue to play with in the CBC. It holds more seats which means more people can come and see what butter chicken is all about.
Yes we have a few new sketches, but the rest of the show is "the best of the breast" the chicken breast that is. :)
It's amazing to think that Leena and I have wrote and Performed in near a hundred sketches, now try and pick 23-25 sketches that you think are the most funny and entertaining. Well we did our best and everyone that comes to see the show will see. (you know you want to come. Why stop yourself form thinking otherwise? You won't be that busy during the week of the show, I know you like to laugh. I can see it in your eyes right now, the well of excitement building up, the want to laugh,have a good time. In fact thinking about laughing is making you smile right now)

Wow. That got intense.

Anyway.
To do a Great show, you need a great team and baby.... we got one.
I can only start with one of the most important people on our team, our most valuable white man (mvwm)
Jason Vaisvila

Jason has been a part of every single Butter Chicken to date. We can call him the "token" white guy, but Jason can do anything and everything. Basically because he does anything and everything. In fact Jason has played many characters in one sketch, he is that good. He plays any character be it any nationality, heck he has even become a pretty damn good Bollywood Dancer. It's amazing to watch him work with Leena. As and actor sometimes the hardest challenge is working with other actors, but when these to get together it's like they already know what each other is thinking or about to do.
Its to bad they strait don't like each other.
They can't even stand being in the same room together, in fact even when they are in the same room everyone feels like they have been slimmed and covered with this goo of sexual tension. Sometimes I feel so dirty after rehearsal that I have to go home and take a shower and do Pooja (my girlfriend) just to feel better. ( It got so intense in one rehearsal that Leena actually straddled Jason in one of the Sketches)
I really hope they work it out. For the sake of the team.
Next we have Kulveer Taggar and Kallol Mitra our resident Good looking brown boys. They are such a joy to work with that I even think of them when writing any Sketch.
Kallol Mitra


Kallol was born a comedian. Well actually he was born a Bengali Dynamo, but he is also very funny. Kallol just naturally gets comedy and he, much like Kulveer, has become a fantastic actor. Kallol is an Idea guy, he gets our comedy and is always thinking of other Sketches we can create. BUT I also know he is plotting to take me out of Butter Chicken. I see him always plotting, looking at me with his Bengali eyes. ( Quick substitute Hungry Eyes, from Dirty Dancing to Bengali Eyes. No real reason, it's just funny. you should try it. I can wait http://www.youtube.com/watchv=rI4fzajz3Ok........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ see. it's funny right?)
Well you won't get it Kallol Mitra! Not now, not EVER. Not even if there was a flood and I was drowning and you were all like, " Just say you will leave Butter Chicken and I will save you."
I would say, " No Kallol Mitra! NO. I would sooner drown.

Next we have Kulveer "Kevin" Taggar.


Kevin's Cool......... Yeah that's about it. :)
Ok, but seriously, actually no not seriously only kind of seriously.
Kulveer Singh Dhillion Gill Taggar is the most hard working and intelligent person I know. It's not everyday you get at Economist/Engineer/Entrepreneur/Robot wanting to act, but we have one. And he is GORGEOUS!
For someone who was not a trained actor he has come a long way, and he gets better and better with every show.
I only wish he could control his addiction.
Yes, Kevin has a problem and it's called "Big Desiitus" Kevin believe that he is some kind of Body Builder.
He is always talking about "Training" and about a "Trainer" who has no real name I might add. He works out in a "Gym" in "Surrey", the Name of which we have never heard. He always tells us about how much he is eating, and how many "Kg's" he weighs.
Don't Worry Kevin we will get Through this.
Together.
All Jokes Aside,( for the time being we will put them on the left side) it is fantastic working with these fine Gentlemen.
It's Ok that one of them wants to sleep with my sister, the other wants me dead, and one thinks he is the Incredible Jutt ( A new Sketch maybe?) I love working with them.

Next up the ladies.

******** I may have fabricated a few things, but I only fabricated the things that have already been fabricated. (Insert Smiley face here)
M Sharma